And then imagine that tree person begins talking in tree metaphors even though the littler tree’s branches don’t even…
Metaphors aside, please don’t do what you’re doing and if you plan to utilize Tumblr for your own benefits go ahead.
November 2011
94 posts
VONDELL SWAIN: nitrimist replied to your post: sometimes I just forget that I’m... →
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nitrimist replied to your post: sometimes I just forget that I’m talking to 6000+…
i dont think you should have to change for you followers. they followed you for a reason. b/c they liked your blog. its not fair that then later on they start criticizing your content.
I see…
High Five's: Yo. Cats. →
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Dearest Kellagator. I am not ruining your Internet experience (the high school graduates remember you are supposed to capitalize the ‘I,’ something I noticed you did NOT do in our conversation, I could tell by your inflection) I am merely telling you some interesting facts you might not already…
Imagine yourself as a tree, and that tree is so closely intertwined with another tree that the two trees see all the same things, share all of the same experiences and have nothing left to to talk about but what goes on in their tree heads.
Then imagine one of the trees grows a little taller, and can see over a lot of trees, so it reports back to the littler tree and then they have new things to talk about.
Then the littler tree grows a little bit more and they are once again pretty much the same tree.
kayleyhyde: I love my friends, but honestly, sometimes it drives me crazy how some... →
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I love my friends, but honestly, sometimes it drives me crazy how some of you take out your anger on people asking you questions on the internet. Yeah, sometimes the questions are stupid, but they are harmless. Picking them out & making a fool out of them is not going to teach them some mighty…
Why some people are infinitely awesome: Exhibit A
I really want to go to the Lincoln Memorial in the middle of the night, when it’s completely quiet and empty in there, and just sit at the base of his statue, or in a corner, and be silent and think. I want to feel the confined vastness of that place, where every thing is calm and President Lincoln sits looking out at the city. Maybe I’ll bring a notebook and write while I’m there.
It’s one of those things that I just really yearn to do. I can’t quite describe the exact source of the desire, but I think about it all the time.
a different joke with the same premise
i had a friend once who dropped acid all the time
he wasn’t a druggie, just a lousy chemist
it is the year 2011
a young man sits at his computer
he has access to limitless vaults of information
priceless works of art
the culmination of years of research
complex networks of scholars, professors, and academics
knowing this, he clicks on google and types
“best wheel of fortune spin ever”
if i’m ever on a game show and the host asks me what i am going to do with my winnings
i’m going to say “buy milk”
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I am 99% sure that I’m going to the Doctor Who Convention in March, and I’m really excited!
It’s going to be in the middle of a bigger trip to England, in which I will also see the Roman Baths in Bath, Stone Henge, the Tower of London, London itself, Cardiff, Bath, all kinds of fun things and places, woo!
Not to mention that when I’m at the Doctor Who Convention, Liam Dryden and Kayley Hyde will be there too! (I forget/cannot find where I saw that but I know I saw it) I might get to say hello to them and Steven Moffat and BE AT THE DOCTOR WHO CONVENTION all at once!
I’m so excited! :D
Jeff god damn it wake the hell up you dumb fucking Wiggle you crashed the Big Red Car and now Murray’s dead
This baby
Will not
Stop crying
Like my soul
My mother just said “Make like a baby and head on out of here.”
Then I understood what she meant.
Gaahhhh
English language, the rules and grammar... they are optional, at least that is the way I see it. They can make beautiful works of art, but I would never take them seriously. Especially when people use them to make other people out as stupid. Human brains created these rules... but we are not obligated to abide by all rules that human brains create.
It is amazing if you are passionate about the English language and the rules of grammar, but I don’t see too many people who are… I just see a lot of people who want to sound clever and smart… and right
Well really the English language, and all of the other languages, evolved into their own rules and the grammar is what makes it a language. It’s not optional, it’s how language, like everything else on earth, became what it is today. The best bits have stuck around because they are necessary.
Oh and for anyone at all interested in that big 20,000 words claim I made back in the beginning of the month…
Well…
I just wrote something that I really like.
As in, I am in love with it and I want to release it into the world. Yet I can’t do that, because I also feel ridiculously protective of it and I don’t want to lose it.
am I the only one who thinks it’s really cool that grocery store turkeys come with a little bag of internal organs
like, every time I see that little bag I just wanna look at the heart and stuff inside it and see how it all works
it’s like a little dissection kit
Conveniently placed inside that thing you’re about to cook and eat.
That was an animal just a little while before.
Who used that heart.
That is so terribly creepy to me. Maybe if it wasn’t something I was preparing for dinner.
For the next 60 minutes I cannot lie. put a question you've always wanted to know in my ask and I'll answer in complete honesty.
Anything goes! I’d like the most outrageous things you can think of! Go!
All I’ve eaten today was a Cliff Bar at about 6:30 in the morning, and a SlimFast just a minute ago.
I will be hungry tonight.
The mashed potatoes need me.
If there was a space between what you thought and what you said, would a whole nother person exist there? In the sense of your private self and your expressive self.
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On the evening news a few minutes ago, they were running a story about a lady who video taped a mess her kids made with a bag of flour. The story is about whether or not the video was staged.
The evening news everyone.
Let’s get a round of applause going.
Fluorescent Adolescent (8-Bit)
Arctic Monkeys
Fluorescent Adolescent (8-bit) - Arctic Monkeys
A-ha! Yes, fantastic song! First Arctic Monkeys I ever heard :D
adamus prime: which memebr of chamelion circus r u quiz →
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CHARLIE
[ ] ur the cutets of ur frendz
[ ] u hav natuarlaly red hair
[ ] u r vry cool/populr
[ ] u work 4 dr who
[ ] ur british
TOTAL:
ALEX
[ ] u hav a wierd shirt
[ ] u use cuss wrods
[ ] ur not as ppoular as charlie
[ ] u use 2 hav big hair
[ ] ur hot
TOTAL:ED
[ ] u hav piersing
[ ] u r good…
Man, I wish I looked like Dviad Tent. Then I would have a perfect score.
Reblog if you don't have girlfriend or boyfriend.
LOL there is over 450000 single people and i cant get one of them… ?
Forever alone together
Help, I have been paralyzed by laughter.
Doctor Who Minisodes
adventures-in-another-universe:
1) Bad Night
2) Good Night
3) First Night
4) Last Night
Kyle! Don’t watch these until you’ve finished season 6!!
SPOILERS.
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suddenly i love america
I never really give my dog much room in our conversations. It’s pretty much just “Hermey? Hello Hermey! Hey puppy, are you a good boy? Yeah! Yeaaaah. Good pup, Hermey, good dog. Good boy. Alright, bye.”
And he might be like, “Well my day is actually going pretty- oh, this again? Okay. Bye Kelleigh.”
